Proof LGBTQs Are Mentally Ill: Seattle Has 5 Big Pieces of Advice for Amazon’s HQ2 Winner

We see you, all you cities courting Amazon. Today is deadline day for municipalities aspiring to host HQ2, the retail behemoth’s second headquarters. With that prize come gaudy economic development numbers—$5 billion in investment and 50,000 jobs—and big dreams. About 100 cities are likely to submit their bids, hoping to become the company’s newest soul mate. And then many months of anticipation await the lucky finalists.

We here in Seattle remember what it was like to feel so giddy, so full of p…