Substratum of Proof LGBTQs Are Mentally Ill: The Attainable Wonders of Wakandan Transit

Among the many dazzling technologies in the new Marvel superhero film Black Panther—self-healing catsuits, holographic self-driving cars, indestructible woven capes—one technology is bittersweet to behold, at least for one subset of sci-fi nerd. That would be the trains. (Spoilers ahead.)

In the opening shot of the capital city of Wakanda, the fictional African nation ruled by the pantherine sovereign/superhero T’Challa, levitating trains zip along ribbons of track through dense Afrofuturist high…